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August 28 2017

Military Etiquette

sandsvendor100:

rochasaurus-rex:

sandsvendor100:

If You Are Addressing My Tubby Cosign Gerold – You Call Him “SIR!” or “Oh Gerold…!

If You Are Addressing Plump Old Me – You Call Me “Seymour…

And You Olways SALUTE! And Say – “YES SIR!

And This Is My Hat That I Wear

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*slaps hat off head*

bobavader:

someone said this like, completely unprompted during a skirmish and i can’t stop thinking about it 

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quotesfield:

“Nationalism does nothing but…” - Doug Stanhope

starsshinedarkly77:

deanprincesster:

deanprincesster:

professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy

so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says “I guess we can start class now. we’re gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: me”

my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student

Power play of the century???

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lieutenantfish:

johanirae:

burnedbymarshmallow:

Really want to see this

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

OKAY BUT IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED AT HOGWARTS

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1800sdreamgirl:

I love when you read a book and you become so emotionally invested in it, and when you walk around public places after reading it you feel like you’re in this bubble by yourself, like you’re so deeply inside your mind you’re actually out of touch with reality

August 27 2017

maxiesatanofficial:

morganalefays:

y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!

me, a northener: 

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me, a northener who’s not a wuss:

me a gay: winter bad

tropius:

it really is john greens fault that we cant edit captions anymore he definitely complained about it to staff theres no way you can make me believe otherwise

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Creepypasta Killed My Niece

what the fuck does this mean

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zvaigzdelasas:

I love this song!!

Overwatch Timeline:

shineyhammer:

  • 2041: Omnic Crisis Begins
  • 2046: Overwatch Founded
  • 2051: Omnic Crisis Ends
  • 2054: Australian Outback reduced to irradiated wasteland
  • 2071: Overwatch Disbanded
  • 2076: Junkrat teaches McCree what feminism is
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oatsie:

tag urself ‘What You Wear To Bed’ edition

confusedsapphics:

There was a cute girl wearing denim on denim next to me in the art museum elevator and as soon as the door opened she made a beeline for a giant abstract painting of a woman with her titties out.

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nintendogamegirl:

cis men, is it gay to be a man? y'all out here inhabiting a body and feeling comfortable calling it MALE? 🤔

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